i only accept apologies in cash

19 hours ago // 573,400 notes


shopping for clothes is only fun when you’re rich and skinny

19 hours ago // 336,572 notes
  • School: We don't allow bullying if you bully we will fuck you up
  • Student: I got bullied.
  • School: The fuck do you want us to do about it?

23 hours ago // 268,187 notes


On a scale of cuddles to rough sex i need everything on the fucking scale.


(Source: nocaptainmatt)

23 hours ago // 430,711 notes